Big Red- The New Version

China,

What's going on buddy? Hows the kids? I mean kid? I know you can only have one.I am sorry to tell you this. But you need to relax. Killing monks is so not a good PR move. Maybe you're using Britney's guy, but you need to switch. You see to us crazy Westerners, killing holy men is not cool. I still don't understand why you want Tibet so bad, I mean usually countries go to war and destroy people because they are either terrorising the country or they are full of resources you want to exploit or rape them of. But Tibet>? It's a bunch of mountains. It won't change day or night for you either way. I know you are busy building way cool cities and skylines, but try this out, it's going to seem strange. Give Tibet to Tibet. Just do it. You'll look like a hero and right before the Olympics, that would be super. Now Taiwan, that's your call dude, but I think you should relax, after all you should have followed Kai-Shek all the way there, but you didn't. So, it's kind of like a dead duck. I'd just be cool about it though. Anyway, you have to get back to showing the world that your modern and mature, when in fact you're still just a child throwing rocks at holy men.

Cheers,

R. Mann